Going to try and write this one now too, as I have a few cups of incredibly, incredibly strong coffee (think of a small glass that you fill with chocolate syrup half way to the top and then fill with water and mix, its honestly that thick) so sorry if I start rambling… but anyway after the Mekong trip and a day in Luang Prabang (more on this city later) we decided that we hadn’t taken enough public transportation lately so we boarded a public bus for a 9 hour ride to Luang Nam Ha, an extremely remote little “city” in northern Laos. The bus was similar to the boat in some ways: over-crowded - people sitting in the middle aisle on plastic deck chairs and sacks of rice, and stunningly beautiful again - 9 hours of non-stop mountains with a few rivers and villages to look at. This got old much faster as its not nearly as “romantic” or “exotic” and they don’t serve Beerlao, and they don’t have bathrooms (though we did go to the bathroom on the side of the road where the bus pulled over with much better views than the indoor bathrooms at home), and it just was in no way comfortable.
The reason we came here, however, was well, well worth it. We went on a three day trek through the mountain/jungle/farmland/village area of the Nam Ha NPA, which is similar to a national park except that village people live within it and they are allowed to farm some of the land.
The first day we met our two guides in the morning (Phet - main guide who spoke English well and Night - local guide who didn’t speak English but communicated well anyway) and found that we would only have two other people in our group (two middle-aged men from Switzerland who spoke a little English). This was a nice surprise after our 15 person convoy in Chiang Mai.
The trekking here was much more like the hiking we do at home, not as much stopping and a little more demanding terrain, and we really enjoyed being out in the woods in the middle of absolute nowhere. This trek was also much more authentic as far as food and shelter were concerned. The first day we stopped for lunch at a small waterfall, we knew it would be a little more “roughing it” than in Chiang Mai. When we arrived there they put down a few large bamboo leaves on the ground and arranged the meal that we would eat family style on top of it. The meal consisted of sticky rice (the staple of just about every single meal we’ve eaten here), fish that had been cut in half and grilled with herbs inside and then put back together so it just looked like a dead fish lying in front of us, a vegetable stir fry (the vegetables were recently hand picked and still had the flowers on some of them), and two dipping sauces - one unbelievably spicy chili paste and one salsa type sauce. Once we got used to eating with our hands and the flies and pulling apart the fish to get inside to the meat, it was really, really good. Totally different than anything we would normally eat and really tasty (the chili paste you basically dabbed a big chunk of rice with a tiny drop of it and you could feel the heat).
After another good stretch of hiking we arrived at our first camp pretty early (around 3:30). The camp consisted of one large bamboo hut that had one small room for storing food and things and one large room that had a bunch of small mattresses and mosquito nets that we set up our sleeping bags inside. It also had a smaller hut for cooking meals and two very small (especially if you are over about 5 foot 6) outhouses that had squat toilets in them (this could be a blog of its own, but basically a porcelain thing that you stand or squat on - depending on the task - with a hole in the middle), and a firepit and picnic type table.
That evening we had another great meal of similar foods, though no fish, while sitting at the table in front of the fire. This time we had the added benefit of sampling lao-lao, home-made rice whiskey, with our guide Night. Apparently is it a tradition to take a number of shots of whiskey from a bamboo shot glass throughout dinner, who was I to mess with tradition? It was actually pretty good stuff… especially the last few. After dinner, we learned a couple of interesting hill tribe game/puzzles that you play with a number of little sticks on the picnic table. It is pretty impossible to describe the games, but they were very fun after a few lao-lao’s and because the guide found it hilarious that we couldn’t figure out his puzzles. He spoke no English, but just sat back and laughed to himself that he continually stumped us. After that we sat by the fire for a while and were in bed by about 8:30, completely exhausted.
The second day was basically one long hike for about 6 hours with a few breaks in scenic spots. The landscape was just amazing (I’m sure I’ve been saying this a lot but thats what we kept thinking), we walked along high ridges with views of the mountains which went as far as you could see in every direction, crossed streams on fallen trees and some man-made bamboo bridges, and walked through the most dense, lush jungle we’ve seen. We didn’t see much wildlife to speak of except for two things. The first was what Sara had been longing to see since we started thinking about this trip, along one stretch of trail in the low bushes was a procession of literally thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of daddy-long legs all crawling in the same direction over and under and around each other in a mass so think you could barely see what was underneath them. Not very exotic, but nothing we had ever imagined seeing either. The second was later in the day as our guide was walking in front, he all of a sudden shrieked and jumped about two feet in the air and said something really fast in Lao and he motioned us not to move forward and we saw a long, skinny, bright green snake climb up into a bush right from where he had almost stepped. He looked at us and said, “Very poisonous.” and the other guide came up from the back of the group and put his hand on Phet’s chest and started laughing and motioning that his heart was beating out of his chest. Ocassionally, Sara and I had been walking in front of the group, but that stopped after this experience…
That night we arrived at our second night’s camp, and I will finish this blog later tonight or tomorrow morning as the coffee is starting to wear off (I think I just blinked for the first time in two hours)…. to be continued soon… alright, I’m back (this blog is real long, sorry if I’m rambling), anyway the second night’s camp was in the coolest place. It was, until about a year ago, a functioning Akha village, but they were forced to move due to the amount of slash and burn farming they had been doing and moved to an area a few hours away that was in a more sustainable terrain. We walked in to see overgrown wooden houses and open pastures with some cows that they kept there to graze, all perched on the side of a hill, high in the mountains. In the evening and the morning it was such a surreal place with the old overgrown village kind of covered in clouds… tough to describe but really cool place.
We also got the full experience of the Lao shower. This is where you take a towel or sarong down to the closest stream and wash yourself in the stream while trying to wear the towel or sarong. While you are boating down the Mekong or driving down any river, you see people doing this everywhere and they make it look real easy. While it was refreshing and fun, depending on the stream you are in, it can be real difficult to balance on a rock, hold soap and your towel on, and splash water on yourself and actually get clean (especially since the way in and out of this particular stream was wet, slippery mud), but we got it done and fortunately we weren’t in a public place like most of the people bathing in this manner.
While the setting of the camp was perfect, the accommodation there was a little suspect. Probably partly due to the fact that people only stayed there about twice a week and they probably didn’t clean the food area that well, in the middle of the night when I woke up in our mosquito nets, it sounded as if we were sleeping outside… with a number of visitors. I heard lots of flapping wings overhead (outside the net fortunately), as well as a lot of scurrying and squeaking elsewhere in the hut, as well as plenty of strange sounds outside. I’m sure part of this was due to the lao whiskey I had consumed earlier and the fact that I was half asleep and it was pitch black, but all I could imagine was if the lights suddenly went on, there would be a hundred bats flying in the small raised ceiling above our sleeping net and a pack of rats running wild all around us eating tomorrows lunch. I didn’t wake Sara and tell her… and hoped that neither of us woke up and had to leave the security of the net and find out what all the other noises were outside on the way to the outhouse.
After a peaceful night’s sleep we woke to a campfire breakfast with coffee and headed to our final stop of the trek, the new Akha village. This was an unbelievable experience (sorry, I’m running out of adjectives). The village again was in a beautiful location, surrounded by farmland and streams, the buildings were fairly new (but not at all modern - bamboo huts, no doors, dirt floor, no electricity, fireplace inside on the ground for cooking, and about the size of two dorm rooms put together into one big room that housed 8 to 10 people…) as they had just moved there a year ago, and there were people and animals everywhere. We saw people farming, fishing, weaving baskets, cooking, watching small children, chopping wood, and building a new hut, as well as kids EVERYWHERE (most families have 7 or
playing games or just running around looking like they were having a blast. The kids especially liked when they saw us as they would constantly say hello (sabadee) and laugh when we said it back. And Sara got into a good game of tag with some of the real young ones, that they all seemed to really enjoy. This village only gets small groups like us once a week so its not as familiar for them as it is in Chiang Mai where they have a small handicraft auction outside your hut every night. Along with the people were dogs, cats, chickens, cows, and pigs running around the village freely. It was an amazing sight and pretty overwhelming but we felt very lucky to get to see the place and interact with some of the people. The highlight came when our guide was invited by the chief to have us have lunch in his house, which was a great honor and experience. We sat around a small table on little seats and had a really good meal of pork, fish, vegetables, chili, and of course rice and were able to talk to the chief a lot about the village through our guide who acted as interpreter. The chief seemed to be a really honorable, intelligent man and was really interesting to hear him tell us about the village. It was a great, unique experience.
So, that was the trek… hope I didn’t ramble too much, it was just a really unique, rewarding trip, hopefully we were able to give you an idea of what it was like.
We miss you all a ton, its hard to miss the holidays, but we wish you all a great Christmas and hope you are all doing well. Keep in touch.
Jarrod and Sara